This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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