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Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
home. puking in laundry basket.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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