I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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