You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
