Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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