3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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