giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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