I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I enjoy the company of your penis
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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