My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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