Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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