My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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