just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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