Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
