your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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