I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Of course I have a pirate flag
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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