its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Text me some of your sweat
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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