whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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