i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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