As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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