Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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