You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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