hotel room ftw
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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