her vagine was all disorganized.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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