Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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