i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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