porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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