let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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