We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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