Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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