I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Vodka?
Forever.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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