it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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