I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
