who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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