If i come over, it means nothing
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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