i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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