Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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