I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Can you bring me the toilet please
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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