That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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