I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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