Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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