For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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