that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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