She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
True college students do jello shots in the library
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