Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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