Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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