The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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