Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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