You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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