I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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