3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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