Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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