I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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