I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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