So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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